Fuck Bag

Apparatus applied over the head of an extremely ugly woman to ease emotional scaring after you bone her.

Dude, I had to break out a fuck bag cuz, da biznach was uglier than a bathtub full of assholes.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Dear John Letter

A letter (or e-mail in today's world) that is used by a woman to break up with their boyfriend from a distance. Usually used by girls who have boyfriends in the military deployed for extended periods of time.

Susie couldn't wait for her boyfriend Sam to finish his one year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John letter over the Internet three months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing someone else.

by anonymous October 12, 2004

zonin

to be so stoned you in your own zone

i was zonin so bad yesterday i was in my laughing zone

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

brutalysis

Brutality of such a horrendous nature that it is incomprehensible to man.

The acts of brutalysis committed during the Spanish inquisition are best left unmentioned.

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

CIMF

Cum in my face

"I want you to CIMF."

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

x box

fucking big

The x-box is x-box

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Kirtaner

MILF MILF MILF...er DILF?

Kirtaner has mondo wangage

by Anonymous August 18, 2003