Anonymous  's definitions

elves

A race of long lived or immortal beings known for their grace and beauty. They have a natural affinity for magic and nature and a propencity for shagging and 'nancying'. A little known fact is that elves who are born physically imperfect are sent to hidden mines deep in the earth where they work ceaselessly to keep their lovely brethren hip deep in the rarest of commodities- the natural sequin.

"I would love to help you build that shed but I must nancy!"

"He must be an elf..."

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Canyon Founder

The person that finds a canyon.

Scott Hambrick is the founder of the Canyon

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

spamotula

The act of lubing any person's anus with a spam.

"I have a food fetish, so before I ate her ass, I spamotulated it!" says John.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

thraumatisation

A thermo-nuclear ass-whooping.

The USA left the poor people of Hiroshima thraumatised.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Christina Aguilera

great singer
shame she feels she has to sell her body to get people to buy records but I suppose it gives people something to look at

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

authority

to tell ppl wat to do

i have authority over you

by Anonymous September 23, 2002