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Definitions by Anonymous 

god damnit the pronunciation is naaaaiid, like fade, shade, made, jade ...
Nade by Anonymous June 11, 2006
Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"
Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you."
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"
Jane by anonymous June 11, 2006

jane turner 

Slang for the act of anal sex. One who enjoys or frequents anal sex or acts involving the anus. commonly known as "janal". Can also include varieties of acts involving or including but not specific to ant-drinks or ant tasting products.
1. You know she loves getting jane turner.
jane turner by Anonymous June 11, 2006
what ground tea leaves are.
I was so hungry I put a tea bag in my mouth. mmm...it was so tasty.
tea bag by anonymous June 11, 2006

coldcocked 

Basically when your the "3rd wheel" while others are having sexual encounters. Your penis is neglected for the night just as the same as the coldshoulder.
Ex.1 Guy 1: Hey how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Pretty bad, got coldcocked like a mother
Guy 1: Ouch.

Ex.2 Guy 1: Theres only 2 girls and 3 guys here
Guy 2: Looks like someone is getting coldcocked tonight!
coldcocked by anonymous June 11, 2006
This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.
"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"
Spuddle by Anonymous June 11, 2006
The act of not renewing your HL.
Want to play PSO?
Sorry, I Nosgothed.
Nosgoth by Anonymous June 10, 2006