Definitions by AnonYMous

Headlines 

One of the two or three segments on the Tonight Show that's ever worth watching.

And even to watch that, you have to put up with Leno.

Headlines by Anonymous June 16, 2003

hampster 

A common misspelling of hamster.

hampster by Anonymous June 16, 2003

sausage nipples 

someone more common of a male having nipples that resemble the diameter of a sausage

damn that guy has sausage nipples

sausage nipples by Anonymous June 16, 2003

alcohol 

Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.

alcohol by Anonymous June 16, 2003

gentrophilia 

Symptoms:


Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.


Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.

gentrophilia by Anonymous June 16, 2003

asswipe johnson 

Loser who takes Message Boards on the internet too seriously.

asswipe johnson by Anonymous June 16, 2003

metric shitload 

a spin off term derived from "metric assload". someone heard a person say "metric assload" thought it was a cool phrase forgot the phrase then tried to use the phrase but didn't know it so they came up with metric shitload.
It is unclear whether the Metric Load or Fukton scale scale of measurement came first so both are acceptable in most countries.

dude, it's not a metric shitload...it's clearly a metric assload...i mean you see how it's spilling over right there...yea into that hole right there...anyway that part clearly makes it an assload.

metric shitload by Anonymous June 16, 2003