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Ellie Cooke

Ellie is a very sexy, pretty, cool, wanted, hot, envied, beautiful girl. All the girls want to be her, and all the guys want to see her.
All her friends are beautiful people, because she's only friends with people who look the part.

She is very loving, and lovable, and sweet and clever, and she is very generous too - she gives to different charities each week, and she even runs her own charity called World Peace.

World Peace is a charity working for world peace. If you wish to join this charity (its completely free!), you must say the quote below to everyone you meet.
by Anon January 9, 2005
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guinea pig

A small, cute, furry rodent commonly sold as a pet. Eats just about any kind of vegetable, comes in many colors, screeches loudly when hungry. Possesses roughly the intelligence of a cow; sheds a lot.
Origin: Comes from South America. Named either after the country of Guiana or the fact that it originally cost one guinea in England. Raised for food in Peru; considered a pet everywhere else.
"WHEEK, WHEEK" screamed the guinea pig when she discovered her food bowl was empty.
by Anon July 24, 2006
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doofus

Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.

Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.
"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"
by Anon January 2, 2004
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The Beast

a large hairy creature,who has very little use,favours his small genital parts and has a penchant for masturbating in just socks
oh dude look how fat The Beast is
hahaha look at The Beast trying to run
by anon April 5, 2004
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bbc 2

I'm bursting, I really need to go for a BBC 2.
by anon May 7, 2005
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gooley

by Anon March 13, 2003
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Xillian

gay script kiddie, whines more than a little girl, loves to whine about other networks bigger than his
<Xillian> if Brendon stopped fucking with me i would stop fucking with him
<Xillian> im gayer than richard simmons
<Xillian> i will take over the world with my botnets
by anon February 3, 2005
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