Andy1's definitions

Truman Fagpote

Famous author of Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood.

Truman Fagpote used to appear on the Carson show all the time.

by andy1 July 3, 2006

FPB

A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.

Everybody was laughing at David during the Super Bowl; he had an FBP.

by andy1 August 5, 2005

Clitoris Leachman

An older actress who was old even as she appeared on the Mary Tyler Moore show 39 years ago, as Mary's landlord Phyllis Lindstrom.

Clitoris Leachman appeared on the MTM show from 1970 through 1975.

by andy1 April 6, 2009

KUNT

A radio station in the Western USA

I was listening to radio station KUNT-AM, 690 on your dial, the eatingest station in the (w)hole of the nation!

by andy1 October 29, 2004

Atlanta Urinal & Constipation

Slang term among journalists and others for the Atlanta Journal & Constitution

Have you read the sports page in this morning's Atlanta Urinal & Constipation.

by andy1 September 24, 2006

Shallow Throat

The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.

I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"

by andy1 June 8, 2005

KANSAS TURDPILE

Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.

When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.

by andy1 June 15, 2007