Andy1's definitions

Rump Ranger

Texas slang for a homosexual

Texas Rump Rangers should move to San Fagshitco

by andy1 August 31, 2005

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005

WY county

In Kansas we have our county on our license plates. WY stands for Wyandotte, or Crime-dotte County, or WYCO, a horrible place to live or visit.

Whenever you see a car with WY plates on the road, avoid it; It can be a car-jacker, a thief, or a criminal of some nature, at the very least a bad driver. Several years ago the legislature considered taking the county decals off our plates; Fortunately the highway patrol talked them out of it.

by andy1 August 4, 2005

doucheland

German name for what we call Germany

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches

by andy1 February 25, 2006

dino doo

Dinosaur Shit, Dinosaur excrement, Dinosaur Poop

Fossils of Dino Doo are among the largest turds known to mankind

by andy1 June 5, 2005

Papa sucked a brand new bag

One of James Brown's most famous songs.

In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo

by andy1 June 8, 2005