Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

derber

an out of place speck of debris

specifically, a piece of green lint on a white sweater would be a derber. a piece of white lint would not be. a booger on a newspaper would be. a booger in your nose would not be.

by andy1 April 03, 2004

San Fagshitco

Simply another slang word for San Fagcisco, the gay bay

If you're going to San Fagshitco, you'd better wear a butt protector there.

by andy1 March 25, 2005

Hannukah Heights

The Reinhardt Estates subdivision of Fairway, Kansas

Izzy grew up in Hannukah Heights

by andy1 September 09, 2006

Turd bird

A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird

Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.

by andy1 June 05, 2005

Shallow Throat

The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.

I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"

by andy1 June 08, 2005

Fair Pole

For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line and the foul pole. They are both absolutely in fair territory, and therefore many of my friends and myself have called the two the fair line and the fair pole for many years.

Mike's Weenie's line drive hit the fair pole, and was therefore a home run. Earlier, David DeJesus's hooking liner hit the fair line in right field and was a double.

by andy1 June 15, 2007