Andy1's definitions

Truman Fagpote

Famous author of Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood.

Truman Fagpote used to appear on the Carson show all the time.

by andy1 July 3, 2006

douche a girl

parody of a famous song by gene chandler "duke of earl"

douche, douche, douche; douche a girl, douche, douche; douche a girl, douche, douche; douche a girl ,douche, douche...............

by andy1 November 15, 2004

Penisoil

One of the early brands of motor oil, also known as Pennzoil, from Penisylvania

Bill, did you want 10W40 or 20W50 weight Penisoil in your car?

by andy1 April 12, 2007

derber

an out of place speck of debris

specifically, a piece of green lint on a white sweater would be a derber. a piece of white lint would not be. a booger on a newspaper would be. a booger in your nose would not be.

by andy1 April 3, 2004

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

Penisylvania

One of the original 13 states, founded by William Penn, popularized by Ben Franklin, also known as the Keystone State. Penisoil is from Penisylvania.

The main cities in Penisylvania are Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

by andy1 April 12, 2007

San Fagshitco

Simply another slang word for San Fagcisco, the gay bay

If you're going to San Fagshitco, you'd better wear a butt protector there.

by andy1 March 25, 2005