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I was listening to radio station KUNT-AM, 690 on your dial, the eatingest station in the (w)hole of the nation!
by andy1 October 29, 2004
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Get the barf-n-puke mug.Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.
When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.
by andy1 June 15, 2007
Get the KANSAS TURDPILE mug.In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
by andy1 April 19, 2005
Get the pope penis tester mug.specifically, a piece of green lint on a white sweater would be a derber. a piece of white lint would not be. a booger on a newspaper would be. a booger in your nose would not be.
by andy1 April 3, 2004
Get the derber mug.Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.
Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?
by andy1 May 27, 2005
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