Andy1's definitions

jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.

Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?

by andy1 May 27, 2005

Rump Ranger

Texas slang for a homosexual

Texas Rump Rangers should move to San Fagshitco

by andy1 August 31, 2005

Ulysses S. Grunt

Famous Civil War general, later two term Republican president, owner of Grunt's farm.

Ulysses S. Grunt was known as U.S. Grunt.

by andy1 November 6, 2006

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005

Barry Faggotlow

A semi-famous orange-haired singer who may or may not be gay, aka Barry Manilow. Chicks love him, guys hate him.

I wonder if Barry Faggotlow would know what to do with Mandy if he caught her.

by andy1 January 23, 2007