Andy1's definitions

jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.

Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?

by andy1 May 27, 2005

Shoplift 'N' Go

Slang name for the former Shop 'N' Go series of convenience stores.

Do you want to go to Shoplift 'N' Go or KWIK-RIP?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

cuntaloupe

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

by andy1 June 11, 2005

Bernadildo, NM

City in New Mexico, north of Albuturkey

Bernadildo, NM is becoming very popular.

by andy1 March 13, 2010

Barfy's

Slang word for Arby's

Do you want to go to Barfy's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Hardon's?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

by andy1 August 10, 2005

KWIK-RIP

Slang term for the QWIK-TRIP series of convenience stores

Do you want to go to KWIK-RIP or Shoplift 'N' Go?

by andy1 May 16, 2005