Andy1's definitions

californicate

To fuck up or make like California

Many years ago there was a bumper sticker: "DON'T CALIFORNICATE COLORADO"

by andy1 May 30, 2006

Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007

Fuck Fart Douche

A popular Oldsmobile model, the "442"

When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)

by andy1 September 6, 2005

dino doo

Dinosaur Shit, Dinosaur excrement, Dinosaur Poop

Fossils of Dino Doo are among the largest turds known to mankind

by andy1 June 5, 2005

derber

an out of place speck of debris

specifically, a piece of green lint on a white sweater would be a derber. a piece of white lint would not be. a booger on a newspaper would be. a booger in your nose would not be.

by andy1 April 3, 2004

Papa sucked a brand new bag

One of James Brown's most famous songs.

In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo

by andy1 June 8, 2005

Hannukah Heights

The Reinhardt Estates subdivision of Fairway, Kansas

Izzy grew up in Hannukah Heights

by andy1 September 9, 2006