Andy1's definitions

Clitoris Leachman

An older actress who was old even as she appeared on the Mary Tyler Moore show 39 years ago, as Mary's landlord Phyllis Lindstrom.

Clitoris Leachman appeared on the MTM show from 1970 through 1975.

by andy1 April 6, 2009

Truman Fagpote

Famous author of Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood.

Truman Fagpote used to appear on the Carson show all the time.

by andy1 July 3, 2006

FPB

A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.

Everybody was laughing at David during the Super Bowl; he had an FBP.

by andy1 August 5, 2005

dino doo

Dinosaur Shit, Dinosaur excrement, Dinosaur Poop

Fossils of Dino Doo are among the largest turds known to mankind

by andy1 June 5, 2005

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

Penisylvania

One of the original 13 states, founded by William Penn, popularized by Ben Franklin, also known as the Keystone State. Penisoil is from Penisylvania.

The main cities in Penisylvania are Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

by andy1 April 12, 2007

Hannukah Heights

The Reinhardt Estates subdivision of Fairway, Kansas

Izzy grew up in Hannukah Heights

by andy1 September 9, 2006