97 definitions by Andy1

KUNT

A radio station in the Western USA

I was listening to radio station KUNT-AM, 690 on your dial, the eatingest station in the (w)hole of the nation!

by Andy1 October 30, 2004

Crime-dotte County

Slang term for Wyandotte County, Kansas, a horrible place to live.

The only reason to ever enter Crime-dotte County is to go to the airport or Cabela's

by Andy1 February 26, 2005

Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

by Andy1 March 4, 2009

Ulysses S. Grunt

Famous Civil War general, later two term Republican president, owner of Grunt's farm.

Ulysses S. Grunt was known as U.S. Grunt.

by Andy1 November 6, 2006

californicate

To fuck up or make like California

Many years ago there was a bumper sticker: "DON'T CALIFORNICATE COLORADO"

by Andy1 May 26, 2006

Penisylvania

One of the original 13 states, founded by William Penn, popularized by Ben Franklin, also known as the Keystone State. Penisoil is from Penisylvania.

The main cities in Penisylvania are Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

by Andy1 April 8, 2007

barf-n-puke

Slang word for bad Bar-b-que

Those ribs are bad at Wyandot Barf-N-Puke

by Andy1 March 27, 2005