Andy1's definitions

Trafficway

A word that appears unique to Kansas City, used for some semi-major streets. To the best of my analysis, a trafficway appears to be a road that veers from the actual course of where the straight line street should be, e.g., 63rd Street Trafficway, 7th Street Trafficway. I have seen no other city that has a trafficway, and I think it is a very silly word. A freeway exit sign may abbreviate it as TFWY. How on earth would a visitor from another town (which interstate freeways are designed for) have a clue what that means?

Another example in Kansas City is the Southwest Trafficway, which actually lets people park in the right traffic lane during non-rush hour periods. Unbelievable! It was built in about 1948, and the 3 lanes each direction are not wide enough for modern day 3 lanes. Currently with a 35 mph speed limit, I propose reducing the lanes to 2 lanes (and maybe a bike lane), and raising the speed limit to 40 or 45. Same with Ward Parkway.

by andy1 September 25, 2010

OVJ

Abbreviation for Ortho Vaginal Jelly, a storebought type of pussy juice

The ortho company makes lotsa money when people put ovj on their pussies

by andy1 May 24, 2005

aircuntditioner

a slang way to pronounce the device that cools your house or your car

It's 90° in here. Please turn on the aircunt

by andy1 May 30, 2005

douche mark

The monetary unit of germany, or doucheland

The bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing there; he didn't even wipe your butt or anything.

by andy1 January 16, 2006

cunt juice

Besides the normal definition, slang term in the auto parts business for battery acid. See andy granatelli belly jelly

In the 60s, you had to add your own cunt juice to brand new batteries

by andy1 June 8, 2005

Taco Smell

Slang word for the fast-food chain Taco Bell. Also can define the smell of a pussy.

Do you want to go to Taco Smell, Barfy's}, {Hardon's}, or {Pizza Slut?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

San Fransissyco

And yet another slang word for San Fagcisco, the gay bay

If you're going to San Fransissyco, you'd better wear a butt protector there.

by andy1 March 25, 2005