Andy1's definitions

griznoid

the hole in the end of your penis. See geenock

Our crowd made this up 38 years ago when someone said they had no idea what it was called (say a medical term). It is mainly used as an insult: "Bill, you grisnoid!"

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Pizza Slut

Slang word for Pizza Hut.

Do you want to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, or Taco Smell?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Nebraska Cornholers

Affectionate nickname for the University of Nebraska teams and fans, as used by their rivals in the Big 12 Conference.

That was great when the University of Kansas Jayhawks beat the University of Nebraska Cornholers.

by andy1 March 21, 2009

danke douche

parody of a nazi saying "thank you"

Gerhard: "Geshundeit"
Fritz: "Danke Douche"

by andy1 December 18, 2003

urethra franklin

A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.

I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner

by andy1 September 13, 2006

W-Douche 40

Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40

Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak.

by andy1 July 24, 2007

San Francisco Blackjack

A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.

After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"

by andy1 April 26, 2006