penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by Andy1 January 19, 2004

Albuturkey

Main city of New Mexico, south of Bernadildo

Albuturkey is near the center of New Mexico.

by andy1 March 13, 2010

griz pinch

When your underpants snag your griznoid

It's hard to walk when you have a griz pinch.

by andy1 June 03, 2005

FDs

Face Douches; moist towlettes, also known by trade names wash 'n' dri and wet naps.

Hey Phil, can you get some FDs out of the glove cuntpartment

by andy1 May 30, 2005

Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

by andy1 March 04, 2009

FPB

A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.

Everybody was laughing at David during the Super Bowl; he had an FBP.

by andy1 August 05, 2005

Penisoil

One of the early brands of motor oil, also known as Pennzoil, from Penisylvania

Bill, did you want 10W40 or 20W50 weight Penisoil in your car?

by andy1 April 12, 2007