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Main city of New Mexico, south of Bernadildo
Albuturkey is near the center of New Mexico.
by Andy1 March 13, 2010
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CTF worked on the air conditioner for hours, said it was fixed, but there was no change
by Andy1 December 4, 2003
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Have you ever noticed that Chinese guys all pee in the crappers so that no one can see their pencil dicks?
by Andy1 April 19, 2005
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A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.
Everybody was laughing at David during the Super Bowl; he had an FBP.
by Andy1 July 17, 2005
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