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40 Highway

For some reason Missourians (Who mostly also pronounce Missouri wrong) say 40 Highway for Highway 40. They also do this for the other numbered state and U.S. highways, e.g., 71 Highway, 50 Highway, 7 Highway, etc. I have no idea why they do this, and I have come across no other group who does this.
by andy1 December 3, 2010
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pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
by andy1 April 19, 2005
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Ulysses S. Grunt

Famous Civil War general, later two term Republican president, owner of Grunt's farm.
Ulysses S. Grunt was known as U.S. Grunt.
by andy1 November 6, 2006
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aircuntditioner

a slang way to pronounce the device that cools your house or your car
It's 90° in here. Please turn on the aircunt
by andy1 May 30, 2005
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Crack & Pecker

One of the early, original, still existing lines of power tools. Some people still refer to them as Black & Decker. Since the development of the new higher tech rechargeable batteries, many models today are cordless, rather than hard-wired.
Bill, you griznoid, do you prefer a Ryobi or a Crack & Pecker cordless drill?
by andy1 April 4, 2006
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douchepoint

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.
The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.
by andy1 June 12, 2005
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Hannukah Lewinsky

Slick Willie probably got several batches of Hannukah Lewinskys
by andy1 September 9, 2006
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