Andy1's definitions

murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

by andy1 August 10, 2005

glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.

Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!

by andy1 May 30, 2005

Shoplift 'N' Go

Slang name for the former Shop 'N' Go series of convenience stores.

Do you want to go to Shoplift 'N' Go or KWIK-RIP?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Ulysses S. Grunt

Famous Civil War general, later two term Republican president, owner of Grunt's farm.

Ulysses S. Grunt was known as U.S. Grunt.

by andy1 November 6, 2006

Rump Ranger

Texas slang for a homosexual

Texas Rump Rangers should move to San Fagshitco

by andy1 August 31, 2005

jackoff in the box

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.

Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?

by andy1 May 27, 2005

Susan Ostrich

A left-wing lawyer on TV with the most obnoxious voice on the planet, and the 3rd most obnoxious face. More commonly known as Susan Estrich.

Susan Ostrich was on Fox News last night; it was worse than chalk on a blackboard.

by andy1 July 14, 2007