scotland

A nice country which is full of "white settlers" who move to scotland for cheap houses.

Billy Connolly

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

book group

A funny TV series by Annie Grithin about a book group.

The book group

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

Moggie (uk)

UK motoring slang for a model of classic car -- can be either a Morris Minor or Morgan depending on social status of owner.

My Moggie is a 1958 model.

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

nascar

US word for what is called in the UK Touring Car Racing, only cars are much bigger and seriouly faster on the straights but don't have to go round real corners.

AJ not only raced Nascar and Indy but also raced in Europe

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

tube

Idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag

"See him he's a pure tube man !"
translates as "That chap is a proper fool"

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

panda

(1) A selfish male sexual partner.
(2) An asian mammal with has trouble reproducing.
(3) Form of Maoist diplomacy originating in cold war gifts of Pandas to western zoos.

(1) My mans is a panda; he eats shoots and leaves.
(2) The zoo has a Panda it eats shots and leafs.
(3) Maoi used Panda diplomacy

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

Lotus

Make of UK car the corners like a dream but falls apart when you drive it.

The best Lotus road car was the the Elan Sprint.

by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004