Andy's definitions

swuppie

A member of the Socialist Workers' Party (SWP), a Trotskyist group in the United Kingdom. Derived from the group's name.

I see the swuppies are out selling papers again.

by Andy April 20, 2004

Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 18, 2004

North Jersey

The northern region of New Jersey. Provides easy access to NYC. If you're from North Jersey as opposed to South Jersey, you are much cooler by comparison.

"I'm from Jersey"
"What part?"
"North Jersey"

by Andy May 6, 2003

Variag

A Tolkien word. Variags are inhabitants of a country called Khand, in southern Middle Earth, between Mordor and Harad. They aren't Haradrim, and nothing really is said about them, which makes one wonder why Tolkien put them in at all. Maybe they were to have some crucial role in a book he never got around to writing? One website says the Variags were very loyal to Sauron whereas the Haradrim were just tricked. At least that makes a bit of sense. In fact I don't think we're even told they're humans. They might be orcs. Or elves. Or aaracokra. AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! someone tell me what a Variag is!!!!!!

The Variag ambassador was not very popular at the royal court of Gondor.

What the hell is a Variag?????

by Andy April 18, 2004

shairsh

shairsh is when you jack off and shairsh comes out. the proper word for shairsh is semen

yo i shairshed all over her face
seeyalata i have to go and shairsh
when you shairsh have a tissue

by andy April 8, 2005

Guy Fawkes

The only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions.

And they burn his effigy for it. When Palestinians burn effigies of Bush, the media call it "barbarism". It's not even as if Britain was a fucking democracy at the time!

Real lesson of Guy Fawkes: watch out for snitches.

by Andy April 21, 2004

wanker

In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".

Tony Blair is a wan cur.

by Andy May 28, 2004