Andy's definitions

Cooterific

Some fine ass cooter

Chris's mom's cooter was amazing last night

by Andy March 4, 2004

Brick

A jokes that isnt funny at all.

That was such a brick.

by Andy September 18, 2003

BFC

Big Floppy cock

I want to stick my BFC in that hot girls tight rectum.

by Andy December 31, 2003

Huan

1) A great wolfhound in Tolkien's book The Silmarillion. Loyal to Caranthir, he followed the elf-lord into exile and the doom of the Noldor fell upon him - although immortal, he could now be slain, and fate said he would be killed by the greatest wolf ever to live. After Caranthir's attempt to abduct Luthien, Huan joins Luthien and allows her to ride him to Tol Sirion, where he slays Draugluin and helps rescue Beren. He later aids Beren and Luthien several times, but departs before their attempt to enter Angband. When the enraged Carcharoth descends on Beleriand, Huan joins the party sent against him, and the two meet in combat and slay each other.

Another peculiar part of his curse is that he may speak, but only three times.

2) A doctor in Suikoden II, who is one of the 108 stars and who is already part of Viktor's army and does not need to be recruited.

The first is pronounced "HOO-an", the second presumably is "hwon".

by Andy May 11, 2004

happle

a male teacher that is really poor and likes it up the ass.

look at happle bending over to get the penny off of the ground but what he really is doing is getting other guy's to notice his ass.

by Andy October 14, 2004

flipping the minnow

Female masturbation.

She said she was thinking about flipping the minnow during her lunch hour.

by Andy May 4, 2004

Teleri

The "sea-elves", in the work of Tolkien. One of the three clans of elves who crossed the sea (under the leadership of Olwe), although the elves led by Cirdan, who remained in a region of Beleriand known as the Falas, are also counted among the Teleri. (The Sindar, who are of the same clan, appear to be considered separate because they did not reach the sea).

Closest to Ulmo among the Valar, the Teleri dwell in coastal towns whether in Valinor or Middle-Earth. They play a minor role in the Silmarillion; their main dwelling-places in Beleriand were the cities of Vinyamar and Eglarest in the Falas. In Lord of the Rings, the elves dwelling in Lindon and the Grey Havens, including the still-resident Cirdan, are Teleri.

The Teleri are great ship-builders, although their greatest ships were stolen by Feanor and the Noldor in the Kinslaying. These ships were later burnt by Feanor at Loscar, in a gesture of hostility towards Fingolfin, whom he had left in the lands near Valinor.

by Andy April 25, 2004