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Le Pen

Nazi cunt who wins lots of votes from upper-class French twats who don't like black people and who think capitalism would be an OK system if only everyone was white.

He's a racist and has got done for race crimes in France. He leads a party called the Front Nationale (FN) which is a sister party of fascist groups elsewhere and which used to be an openly fascist party, but which has started pretending that they're only really about nationalism and law and order.

Le Pen is virulently anti-immigrant, blaming immigrants for the fact that they're persecuted by the police and that global capitalism makes them poor. He thinks that civil liberties are "laxisme", i.e. excessive freedom, because he wants France to become a police state so that cops can persecute black people more easily. He thinks he's tough but he and his wimpy followers hide behind lines of cops all the time whenever the left is around. He got banned from elections a while back for trying to rig them.

He's such a twat that even his own secretary got fed up with him and ran off and set up his own party. He got into the presidential run-off a little while ago on a technicality but got beaten hands-down by Chirac. The slogan of the left was "vote for the crook, not the Nazi".

He claims to be the embodiment of the French race, but how comes he's got an English surname? It should be "la plume", surely?
La Heine by the way is an excellent film about the police-state terror which already exists in areas populated by immigrants in France. A lot of bigots blame the trouble on immigrants because they are pigfuckers and believe everything the lying racist cops say.

Le Pen's vote is low in working-class areas and high among ignorant people in areas where you never see a black face or even a crime but where everyone's paranoid of their sheltered way of life being invaded. They're often under attack from capitalism but are so confused they blame the immigrants.

All Nazis need smashing, and that includes the FN and Le Pen. When he came to the UK he tried to hide from protesters like the wimp he is by having his meeting at a secret location but we found him anyway and pelted him with eggs and stuff, and that was what got in the news. Surprise, surprise, the racist cops were on his side and attacked protesters yet again.
by Andy April 27, 2004
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Sommlending

1) Person from the realm of Sommerlund;

2) of or pertaining to the realm of Sommerlund or its people;

3) member of a specific ethno-linguistic group from whom the people of Sommerlund are descended.
It's another Lone Wolf word.

1) Lone Wolf is a Sommlending.

2) The Durenese ambassador presented a petition to the Sommlending King.

3) The Sommlending originally came from the Dazhiarn Plane before settling in what is now Sommerlund (but was then Darklord territory).
by Andy May 1, 2004
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autonomia

Italian word for autonomism, sometimes used in the English-speaking world because of the movement's emergence in Italy.

It is a collective noun referring to a social force or movement, rather than an ideological appelation.
The growth of autonomia was accompanied by increasingly severe attempts to suppress the movement.
by Andy April 21, 2004
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grundle

the soft, sometimes hairy and wet, area between your genitals and anus.
Hey guys! Check out my grundle tatoo!
by Andy July 23, 2003
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V'Ka

Capital of the Maakenmire. Unknown to most followers of the Lone Wolf series (unless of course they happen to have the Magnamund Companion), the Maakenmire is home to an intelligent species of reptilians, and V'Ka, hidden in the swamp, is their capital.

It is also the home of the Gourgaz, often used as lieutenants in the armies of the Darklands, and of numerous rare herbs and the like.
It is left a mystery whether these intelligent reptilians are in fact the Gourgaz, or whether they are related to them in some way. It is at least conceivable that the Darklord-aligned Gourgaz are renegades or have been tricked or induced in some way.
by Andy April 24, 2004
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the fear

Paranoia that comes from smoking Marujuana. You'l start getting scared of everything and will turn to your friend and say "Shit, I've got the fear."
You'll start getting scared of everything and will turn to your friend and say "Shit, I've got the fear."
by Andy March 17, 2005
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SAT

Stupid Asshole Test. A fucking MATH and VOCABULARY test that FUCKS millions of kids each year out of $150 million each year. And another $100 million for the prep courses. The test doesnt mean SHIT. FUCKING ASSHOLES think the test is gods greatest gift to man. These COCK SUCKERS who dont find anything wrong with the test need to GET THAT FUCKING COCK OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS because they are so FUCKING RETARTED. And these FUCKING CUNTS need to drop the FUCK dead.
I wiped my fucking ass with my SAT scores.

My kid got fucked by the SAT.
by Andy June 26, 2004
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