Andy's definitions

hollow point

Type of weapon ammunition that upon hitting the target the bullet expands, almost exploding inside the target. Makes huge exit wounds on cans.

a:holy crap you blew the shit out of that gopher, what kind of ammo is that?

b:hollow points

by Andy April 10, 2005

Otokh

Monster. A gigantic bloated white spider which spits strands of paralysing thread and has a high Combat Skill; a powerful opponent.

Appears in Lone Wolf 21: Voyage of the Moonstone, carried on board a pirate ship.

Not only is it impossible to avoid combat with the creature, you need to use Kai skills or magic to make sure it doesn't hit you with its threads before you get into close combat range.

by Andy May 2, 2004

salty

Out of luck; High and dry

By the time he got the handle it was empty. "Shit man" he said, "I'm salty."

by Andy November 3, 2002

badgerbanger

A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.

Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.

It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.

by Andy June 12, 2008

Frigg

Believe it or not, the highest goddess in the ancient Norse pantheon and wife of Odin/Woten the King of the Gods was called Frigg. This is the origin of the word "Friday". So Friday is really "Frigg day"!

If you don't believe me, look it up.

by Andy June 27, 2004

whadac

The frequently used phrase 'What a cunt' said quickly.

Instead of saying "Yo Graham" try "Yo Whadac" instead!

by Andy March 29, 2004

uruloki

Dragons, in the language of the elves.

The term appears in Tolkien's Silmarillion.

Glaurung was the first of the uruloki, and Ancalagon the greatest.

The uruloki included not only the winged dragons but also the wingless fire- and cold-drakes.

by Andy April 25, 2004