zlanbeast

a large monster from the Darklands, similar to a Kraan but bigger. The largest, Imperial Zlanbeast, are ridden by the Darklords themselves. Strangely, you can play all the Lone Wolf gamebooks and never actually get to fight one.
You see a zlanbeast from a distance.

As you battle on the bridge, a zlanbeast flies by overhead.

The zlanbeast flies away as the tower collapses.

You are in combat with a zlanbeast. (INCORRECT USE)
by Andy April 18, 2004
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oom

An old word which means your spectrum hobbit or lord of the rings adventure has fucking crashed again
You go east. You are in the dark stuffy passage. You can see Thorin. Thorin is carrying: the small curious key. The vicious goblin enters. Thorin strikes the vicious goblin. With one well-placed blow Thorin OOM
by Andy April 18, 2004
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Giggle

to laugh in a really cute bubbly manner
Christine has the cutest giggle and i wanna smack that ass.
by Andy October 03, 2003
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cup of joe

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disk read error

Common problem most PS2 owners experience sooner or later where the console stops reading disks of certain types or all CDs used in the unit and displays 'Disk Read Error'.
Usually linked to the laser misaligning itself or a dirty lens.
I just got this thing a month ago how can I be getting disk read errors?

this isn't even scratched why's it giving me this crap?
by Andy April 05, 2005
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Action Master

A type of TransFormer which does not actually transform, but which is instead an action figure with advanced articulation (similar to a GI Joe figure). Half the Action Masters were converted versions of earlier characters, and all look like they should have alternative modes. They also have transforming companions or accessories. They are very controversial among transformers fans, because many feel that they aren't transformers if they don't transform.
Action Master Soundwave, unlike the original Soundwave, could no longer transform into a cassette player; he also could not eject cassettes. He did, however, have a companion, WingThing, which transformed into his weapon.
by Andy April 18, 2004
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penis

now defunct anglo-saxon pluralisation of the word "pen"
"i have a collection of penis"
"Could you hold my penis"
"i want my penis back"
by andy May 28, 2004
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