Andy's definitions

badgerbanger

A person who has sex with badgers. Probably because hunting foxes has been banned. Such person must have a hardy penis in order to deal with bonerbiting by the badger.

Scottish people often wear sporrans in order to attract badgers to their cocks which are under the kilt. They wiggle it around to attract the badger, a practice known as badger baiting. When the badger bites they have oral sex with it then fuck it as well. It is due to this practice that the Scottish are so hardy.

It is often wrongly stated that the Welsh are also badgerbangers. In fact, as we all know, they go for the rather safer course of being sheepshaggers.

by Andy June 12, 2008

Frigg

Believe it or not, the highest goddess in the ancient Norse pantheon and wife of Odin/Woten the King of the Gods was called Frigg. This is the origin of the word "Friday". So Friday is really "Frigg day"!

If you don't believe me, look it up.

by Andy June 27, 2004

whadac

The frequently used phrase 'What a cunt' said quickly.

Instead of saying "Yo Graham" try "Yo Whadac" instead!

by Andy March 29, 2004

netdeck

Noun
Taking a TCG or CCG deck that a player has posted on the internet and playing it as if it were your own.

That bastard netdecked my E-Hero deck.

by Andy May 14, 2005

Fucking Retard

An award given annually to a person who exemplifies a humungous amount of Faggotry. This year awarded to Avi DuBois.

"Avi is a fucking retard"

by andy November 26, 2003

shurle

A fantastic looking chic who myou know there is no way of getting close to

Woow whos that shurle!!!!!!!!!!

by Andy October 8, 2004

fragger

Somebody who frags someone. To frag means to kill a superior officer by throwing a fragmentation grenade - a tactic used to eliminate warmongers who put lower-ranking soldiers' lives at risk by seeking confrontations, a tactic widely used in Vietnam.

If we had a few more fraggers, they might pull the troops out of Iraq.

by Andy July 30, 2004