Andrew Waite's definitions

taliban

The Indian Takeaway in Wirksworth, Derbyshire, England.

"This curry from the Taliban is great"

by Andrew Waite May 2, 2004

Tesco picnic

A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.

It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.

by Andrew Waite September 24, 2005

splead

Pronounced as if it were "SPREAD" but with an L instead of the R.

1) A deliberate mispronunciation of "spread", when used as a verb

2) A a gibberish verb that can be used to fill a gap

1) Splead it out a bit more!

2) If I could splead it, I would!

by Andrew Waite May 27, 2006

Dreamcast Finger

A medical condition first coined with overuse of the SEGA Dreamcast but has now re-occurred due to the Microsoft X-Box. The dual trigger controller design means that after extended play of racing games, the right hand index finger can ache and become numb.


Also see: Playstation Thumb

I can't play Project Gotham any longer, I've got Dreamcast Finger.

by Andrew Waite July 5, 2004

Playstation Thumb

A medical condition first coined with overuse of the Sony Playstation but has continued to be a problem due to the Playstation 2. The thumb button controller design means that after extended play of racing games, the right hand thumb can ache and become numb.


Also see: Dreamcast Finger

I can't play Gran Tourismo any longer, I've got Playstation Thumb.

by Andrew Waite July 5, 2004

bassgasm

Where a woman orgasms simply by hearing loud resinating bass notes of the correct frequency.

Man this new ICE is the shizzle! It gave Suzie a bassgasm!

by Andrew Waite May 17, 2006

bance

1) To ruin, break or destroy something previously working

2) To lock a door in order to annoy people

3) To do a poor job

"Damn, this door has been banced"
"Stop bancing my computer"
"I banced this flat pack shelving unit"

by Andrew Waite April 29, 2004