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motherfucker

A common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating waaaay the hell back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time.

Also is used constantly to denote someone is a moron, a trife, a back stabber, and any number of other completely unrelated meanings.
"You motherfucker! how could you!"
"What the motherfuck is going on here?"
"Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker...!"
by andrew October 27, 2002
mugGet the motherfuckermug.

Lloyd Banks

Da best nigga alive today!!
See Ive been hated since the fifth grade, so my best friends a tray pound, ice pick and a switch blade.
by Andrew November 11, 2003
mugGet the Lloyd Banksmug.

Ruud Van Nistelroy

"ruud van nistelroy" is really spelled van nistelrooy
by andrew December 24, 2004
mugGet the Ruud Van Nistelroymug.

Junior Skank

see "townie" for more info
by Andrew November 11, 2003
mugGet the Junior Skankmug.

codo

Spanish - Literally "Elbow"
In a few regions of Spain this refers to somebody who is very stingey with their money. In many cases, the person calling you stingey will simply stick their elbow out pointed at you.
Dependiente - "Esa camiseta le costará ciento dólares."
Cliente - "¡De ningún modo en infierno!"
Dependiente - "Ud. es codo."
by Andrew March 15, 2005
mugGet the codomug.

jódete

Persona A- ¡Eres tonto!
Persona B- ¡Jódete!
by Andrew March 15, 2005
mugGet the jódetemug.

Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.
"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."
by Andrew June 22, 2006
mugGet the Mud slidemug.

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