AndREW's definitions

Jeet Preet

Immigrant customers who enter electronic stores and want to barter or get a 'jeet preet double deap deal' on their purchase.

In many circumstances, Jeet Preet's will suprisingly purchase a product. Unfortunately for commission salesman on the 14th day of a retailers return policy they will ask for a complete refund!

Trev Jeet is a Golden Preet!

or

I want a Jeet Preet Double Deep Deal!

by Andrew August 23, 2006

sliggity

a ho, slut, skank, prostitute, who enjoys doing sexual favors

Yo thats your girl? i hope not because that that sliggity is with every man in town

by Andrew October 22, 2003

ride bitch

to ride in the middle of the backseat of a car

Please don't make me ride bitch again, I want shotgun!

by Andrew December 3, 2003

Tongue Worms

hairs, pubic or other that you find stuck to, or wrapped around your tongue.

I think she must be malting or something. When I finished, my mouth was full of tongue worms.

by andrew March 11, 2004

fudgemonkeys

Used as an explative in situations where fuckmonkeys and fuckamonkey can not be (like school or work)

"Oh, fudgemonkeys!" When you realy want to say fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

Camila Mendez

Thee most beutiful girl to ever live. She is perfect in every possible way. I love her to death and wish we could be together forever. Love you so much baby

Camila is the greatest thing to ever happen to me

by andrew January 13, 2005

nirvana

1. The ineffable ultimate in which one has attained disinterested wisdom and compassion

2. Possibly the shittiest band ever formed. Three talentless idiots from Seattle who thought they actually made good music. Rebelled against mainstream music by appearing on MTV. Fortunatly, Kurt Cobain put a shotgun shell in his face and ended his crappy music forever

1. Siddhartha Guattamua reached nirvana and then became the popular figure known as Buddha.

2. Grunge kid : Nirvana is the best band ever!
Me : Kid, you suck at life. Go listen to Saetia, Heroin, Maximillian Colby, Drive Like Jehu, Envy or Rites of Spring if you want good music from the same time.

by Andrew February 8, 2005