Dp

What me and the lads do to your wife while your at work ,and we film it you fucking idiot ,did you think she could live with your tiny cock?

Sure baby next time we dp you we will let you use lube ,but this time it hot and hard

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Wanking

The act of rubbing your penis until orgasm

No officer I wasn't wanking under my coat I was only dropping my daughter off at play group !

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Cunt

The other hole daddy is saving for when your older until then its your back door only

If I hold my cunt open can you see up it daddy ?

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Groupsex

Something your wife does without you ,often with work colleagues

Groupsex is best if I get good hard anal too

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Whore

See" your wife "

Man your wife us a whore ( I'm right tho ain't I admit it to yourself)

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

theresa may

See waste of space

Man that Theresa may is a total waste of space

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Member

Slang for penis

Wow look at Michelle Obamas huge member swinging around on the TV ,( Google it)

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018