Anus

The place your dad parks he's cock

Daddy my anus hurts you promised to use lube last time !

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Wanking

The act of rubbing your penis until orgasm

No officer I wasn't wanking under my coat I was only dropping my daughter off at play group !

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Mum

The lady that teaches you to use your first vibrator

But mum it hurts can I take it out of my bum now

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Politician

See ,liar,pedophile ,cheat ,sex pest ,gay,bummer,idiot

Wow man that politician is a cum slut

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Anal sex

Something you girlfriend/wife has done with every other man she's slept with except for you

Man i loved having anal sex with your wife while you thought she was a pottery classes

Idiot !

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Attractive girl

The very definition is fluid ,by that I mean it really depends on how much beer has been consumed ( come on let in on its clever)

Wow that fat stinking bitch from earlier all of a sudden looks like an attractive girl " bartender one last drink " she'll be gorgeous by the end of it ,!

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018

Pedophile

See bill clinton

Man that Clinton is a pedophile I mean how many times did he fly the lolita express even while in office ?

by Anal fairy September 03, 2018