33 definition by Anal Czar

Scouting for young black youths.
In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.
by Anal Czar October 31, 2010

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Transmitted by a coon.
I began to crave watermelon and raising the roof after being in Alabama for a week. I think that may be coontageous.
by Anal Czar October 13, 2010

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When a white person--usually a fat white chick--marries a black person.
By the looks of those half-bred nigglets, it looke like their parents practice niggerogomy.
by Anal Czar October 14, 2010

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Any definition submittal that is rejected by Urban Dictionary.
My definition of "intrepidation" was unurbanized by the authors who decided not to publish it.
by Anal Czar September 27, 2010

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A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.
I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.
by Anal Czar October 16, 2010

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A person that engulfs semen at an alarming rate thereby resembling a Hoover vacuum cleaner.
The class slut proved what a spoohoover she was by sucking off the hockey team until she threw up man goo on the goalie.
by Anal Czar October 05, 2010

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Another word for an old, worn out vagina.
The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.
by Anal Czar September 26, 2010

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