Flesh Pole

Another word for an erect penis.

Mary was silenced by the nine inch flesh pole that was shoved in her mouth.

by Anal Czar September 26, 2010

Unurbanized

Any definition submittal that is rejected by Urban Dictionary.

My definition of "intrepidation" was unurbanized by the authors who decided not to publish it.

by Anal Czar September 27, 2010

Spoohoover

A person that engulfs semen at an alarming rate thereby resembling a Hoover vacuum cleaner.

The class slut proved what a spoohoover she was by sucking off the hockey team until she threw up man goo on the goalie.

by Anal Czar October 05, 2010

Pooper Pounding

To take a cock furiously in the butthole.

I couldn't believe what a whore Suzy was until I saw her take a pooper pounding by her German Shepherd and anal creampied the cum into a glass and drink it down for a pack of smokes.

by Anal Czar September 12, 2010

Deseminate

To remove the semen from one's penis in a manner such as to disengorge the semen from full scrotal containment.

I had a raging case of blue balls and had to have Suzzy come over and deseminate me orally while I watched the football game on TV.

by Anal Czar October 03, 2010

Craptastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop. Generally, any situation with an undesirable outcome.

1. Suzy's home owner's insurance would not cover the major craptastrophy caused when her seven German Shepherds ate the Chinese food for the picnic.

by Anal Czar September 13, 2010

Clean Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez's lesser known brother.

Have you heard of a Clean Sanchez? No...thought so. I told you he was not well known.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010