AnOnymous's definitions

krunk

1. used in replace as tyte, cool, da bomb... means cool basicaly
2.trying to start something

ex1. "THATS KRUNK!"
ex. "I KNOW U ANT GETTIN KRUNK WITH ME!"

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

snorkeling

to completely inserting ones head into anothers rectal cavity breathing with straws stuck up the nose

Travis likes to snorkel with Justin every Tuesday and Thursday and as a result there assholes are very loose.

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

sciby

An ancient Word of Power, only able to be weilded by those who are pure of heart and able to actually pronounce it correctly.

By Thor's Hammer, I shall pronounce Sciby, "SKY-BEE"!

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

Mlatomunaiya

a type of cow which is only different in two ways from the average cow.

1. The common mlatomunaiya is slightly smaller than a normal cow

2. Rather than a simple 'moo' sound, this cow will make a sound that sounds something like 'moo-lat-um-un-ay-eeya' hence the name

This type of cow is famous for the mention of their slaughter in the religious book of the nufuks, asinctomaaaa, and are regularly slaughtered by people of this religion till this day

This field of cows are of the Mlatomunaiya species

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

brown-noser

a person who tries to please (esp. one's boss) so much that their nose turns brown from kissing their ass.

That brown-noser got my f#@king promotion!

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

christmas tree

what john shoves up his ass every Christmas.

oh christmas tree oh christmas tree...

by anonymous June 8, 2003

gubment

Jail slang. Supposedly used to refer to someone's real full name as it appears on their birth certificate.

Criminial #1: Yo, man, what's your gubment?
Criminal #2: Um, the United States?
Criminal #1: No, man! What's your GUBMENT!?

by anonymous March 13, 2004