Chavasion

This is a word that I invented to describe the way that a 'Chav' would dress. I done this so we can say that someone dresses like a 'Chav', without saying they act like a complete Twat like Chavs do.
This would involve the tracksuits, sports gear almost every day, and for the females - big hoop ear-rings, having overly tanned skin (Usually orange), and for both males and females, although mostly females - and excessive amount of rings.
Person 1: That person dresses like a Chav!
Person 2: You mean dressing in 'Chavasion'?
Person 1: Yes!
by Anonymous April 03, 2005
mugGet the Chavasionmug.

fuckstick

1. a person that is behaving like a complete and total jackass

2. NYCPimp
Quit being a fuckstick.
by anonymous January 20, 2005
mugGet the fuckstickmug.

penus

A mispelling of 'penis'.
"lol shut up u big penus"
by Anonymous December 22, 2004
mugGet the penusmug.

Messias

Messias is a funny person who supports liverpool.
he is so so so sop so stupid.
messias is stuid
by anonymous December 05, 2003
mugGet the Messiasmug.

Manbed

An unfortunate occurance where multiple people of the male gender are forced (generally by space constraints) to sleep in the same bed. The acceptable method for sleeping in Manbed is for all parties involved to sleep on different layers of blankets, to reduce the risk of unwanted contact or spooning.
We got a room at the Holiday Inn, but when we got there they only had one King size bed. Manbed ensued.
by Anonymous February 10, 2004
mugGet the Manbedmug.

ahg

I slept with that girl and got ahg.
by anonymous January 14, 2004
mugGet the ahgmug.

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 06, 2004
mugGet the SPSmug.