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A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.
EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
by anonymous February 03, 2005
Manual Data Entry Centre. Royal Mail's idea of legalised slavery, paying sub-standard wages for a job that is no longer what was stated in the employees contract. Run by suit wearing gibbons, and run by the evil overlord, "two jags" peter "erm erm erm, i dont know anything" fenton.
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
alternative to jellybaby. The remnants of a one night stand that comes out of a homosexual's anal cavity composed of cum and lube
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
A musical instrument from the 14th century. Inserted in the mouth and anus, the colon acts as a resonnance chamber.
by Anonymous October 07, 2002
a)having her come over and study, and then your housemates appear with bottles of liquor and a bunch of people right around you.
b)dropping off something at her spot, coming in to use the bathroom, asking for something to drink (beer), and going for the breasts
b)dropping off something at her spot, coming in to use the bathroom, asking for something to drink (beer), and going for the breasts
by Anonymous November 07, 2003