bitched

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."

by Andrew July 02, 2004

bieksallent

A synonym for excellent, especially when used in reference to defender Kevin Bieksa of the Vancouver Canucks.

The not so-bieksallent Bob Cole screwed up again.

by Andrew May 26, 2007

Escerade

A buick pimped out. Driven by wigger losers.

My friend's friend mark, druives an escerade, he's getto fabulous.

by Andrew November 13, 2003

The Barbados

The locale only known as the Fahey's house, where the jungle is rough and the rough is kind of funny looking.

"Hot daimn! Them flys are all up in here like the Barbados!"
"OMG I tripped over this dead body, just like in the Barbados"

by Andrew February 15, 2004

Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

downlowing

Based on the express "keeping it on the down low," the term "downlowing" refers to a casual, and at the same time, secret, homosexual relationship, typically between black or latino men in small social gatherings - such as card games. Many of the men who participate in "downlowing" do not consider themselves gay, and many even have families.

Felix invited me to play dominoes with him and the boys this weekend, but I was told there's a lot of downlowing going on at those games, so I declined.

by Andrew August 19, 2004

yellocaust

the most retarde word you'll probably hear in your life

yellocaust is retarded

by Andrew September 05, 2004