Definitions by AnDrEw

dartha

n. - the least attractive name for a woman - EVER

Jesus Christ, did you say your name was DARTHA? Get the hell out of my house, you freak!

dartha by Andrew July 7, 2004

drift 

An insulting way to ask someone to leave.

Used frequently about 10 years ago among street kids in Toronto, Canada.

"Hey can bum a smoke?"
"No."
"What about 3 lines?"
"Are you deaf? Drift"

drift by Andrew July 2, 2004

PICNIC 

Acronym for "Problem in chair. Not in computer.". Used by Sysadmins to covertly describe user error to each other. Some snickering usually involved.

Joe's computer crashes at random intervals all day. It's obviously PICNIC.

PICNIC by Andrew July 2, 2004

slam 

To fall while skateboarding.

"I tried to ollie up to the bench but my back foot slipped and I slammed."

slam by Andrew July 2, 2004

bitched 

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."

bitched by Andrew July 2, 2004

cybrow 

Eyebrows which are joined together over the nose. Also known as 'unibrow'.

"Give that guy some tweezers. He has a total cybrow"

cybrow by Andrew July 2, 2004

spamdex

To add words that are frequently queried in Internet search engines to make your site come up in unrelated searches. The words are often hidden as text the same colour as the background.

Probably from Wired's Jargon Watch.

"I spamdexed the word 'sex' 200 times in the home page"

spamdex by Andrew July 2, 2004