vodka villain

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.

Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

The Situation

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

by Amphibious Goddess June 03, 2016

Urban Dictionary Reject

A person who incessantly tries to get published by Urban Dictionary but he's not a word wizard like me so the editors always deny his words.

That guy is an urban dictionary reject, he should stick with his day job.

by Amphibious Goddess June 02, 2016

zombie chariot

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles

"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

pool playing prime

That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.

My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 03, 2016

vodka villain

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.

Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016