Definitions by Amphibious Goddess

Unload at both ends 

Shootin' off at both ends, climaxing and shooting a deer simuteaneously.

Awww, challbaby, won't you unload at both ends..." says the amphibious goddess

Unload at both ends by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

Picking the carpet by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

Trapping 

What some would call cuddling. However, those of us that refuse to be ewwy gooey in a relationship refer to it as trapping.

I don't know why I feel so good while you are trapping me but I oddly have these feelings of security and warmth. It must be LOVE!

Trapping by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Symbiotic Relationship 

A mutually satisfying relationship where both partners are giving and taking equally, allowing each other to be individuals, while at the same supporting each other's endeavors, and offering love and compassion.

Challbaby and I have a symbiotic relationship. Taking turns being each other's side kick.

Symbiotic Relationship by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Nobel Penis 

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

Nobel Penis by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Word Wizard 

Someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on Urban Dictionary to expand the English language.

Most desire to have the brilliant wit of the word wizards on Urban Dictionary.

Word Wizard by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Midnight Magnetism 

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

Midnight Magnetism by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016