Amphibious Goddess's definitions

Word Wizard

Someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on Urban Dictionary to expand the English language.

Most desire to have the brilliant wit of the word wizards on Urban Dictionary.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016

pool playing prime

That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.

My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

The Situation

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

bullshititics

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.

This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017