19 definitions by Amphibious Goddess
Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.
Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.
by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016
by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016
Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.
by Amphibious Goddess June 4, 2016
by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017
by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016
Someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on Urban Dictionary to expand the English language.
by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016
What some would call cuddling. However, those of us that refuse to be ewwy gooey in a relationship refer to it as trapping.
I don't know why I feel so good while you are trapping me but I oddly have these feelings of security and warmth. It must be LOVE!
by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016