Word Wizard

Someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on Urban Dictionary to expand the English language.

Most desire to have the brilliant wit of the word wizards on Urban Dictionary.

by Amphibious Goddess January 08, 2017

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

by Amphibious Goddess December 03, 2017

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 03, 2016

bullshititics

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.

This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

vodka villain

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.

Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess January 08, 2017