Amphibious Goddess's definitions

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

bullshititics

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.

This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016

Word Wizard

Someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on Urban Dictionary to expand the English language.

Most desire to have the brilliant wit of the word wizards on Urban Dictionary.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

vodka villain

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.

Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

vodka villain

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.

Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016