Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Feckless punt 

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.

All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.

Feckless punt by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Clark Can't 

Robert Mueller; coined by Bill Maher, April 26, 2019.

I get it, Mueller’s a Boy Scout, a straight arrow, he played it by the book, but you may have noticed for the last three years, we’ve kind of been off book. Greatness sometimes means not doing everything by the book.

We needed Superman and we got Clark Can't.

Clark Can't by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Easter 

A lame ripoff of the Great Pumpkin.

Each Easter, Jesus rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.

Easter by America Lover 🇺🇸 April 20, 2019

Catculator

A calculator for your cat

I bought a catculator! It's paws-ibly the best calculator in the world!

Catculator by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019

Minipiphany 

A small epiphany

I just had a minipiphany!

Minipiphany by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019

3:16 

The ratio of 1.5 slices of pizza to the whole pie.

"You wanna split a second slice with me? I'm feeling like doing some 3:16 today."

3:16 by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019

3:16 

A good time for weed; only one hour, four minutes 'til 4:20!

What time is it, is it 3:16? Great, let's get our pre-420 on!

3:16 by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019