Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Naughtica 

A brand of clothes for naughty people

I'mma go to Macy's and pick up some Naughtica jeans

Naughtica by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018

Iago, girl! 

Shakespeare's equivalent to "ya go, girl!"

Woah Desdemona, you talkin' to Othello? Iago, girl!

Iago, girl! by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018

No-Nut November 

When you can't eat cashews, almonds, or even legumes for the entire month of November

Nope, no pecans for you -- it's No-Nut November!

No-Nut November by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018

Whack-o-lantern 

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into

This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!

Whack-o-lantern by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018

Homeless M&M 

The odor you have when you've had too much jelly bean schnapps the night before.

Gene: "You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."

Homeless M&M by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018

Steve Turkel 

A great name for a turkey

Louise: "That smells worse than when Gene kept a turkey sandwich for a secret pet for a year."
Gene: "Steve Turkel. He was my best friend!"

Steve Turkel by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018

Brothalyzer 

A device that tells you how much broth you've drunk

"I think I had too much soup. Give me a brothalyzer test!"

Brothalyzer by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018