pop music

the only type of music known to man which features more scantally clad females in clips than meaningfull words in the lyrics.

omg that song is high in the top3 so it must be good...

by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 06, 2005

kvlt

Pronounced as 'cult'. kvlt is a way in the blackmetal scene - amongst other scences in which the philosophy houses that if less people know the work of art you want/pretend to like because less people know it your penis is bigger, to say that a work of art is terrible obscure and to live under the believe that that automatically makes a work of art better.

This philosphy is a stunning piece of reasoning and has kept me under the believe since I was 14 that the x-zillion types of unknown genres and obscure music I listen to is in fact better because it doesn't even sound like music anymore and it still works perfect.

So get your kvltness today.

Me: "This new Vinterriket album is kvlt as fuck."

True blackmetaller: "stfu"

Me: "Roling on the picklecrown, laughing. Don't use internet abreviations."

by Amar van Leeuwaarde December 28, 2005

mozart

The most overated musician ever. Mozart is what is called: 'Mainstream Classical' other types like this are Bach and Beethoven etc. This is classical for people who've listened to nothing better. Modernday tranceproducer Arksun is musically more skilled than Mozart was in his day. Just because Mozart was the greatest of his days he is still remembert as a the musical genious of times but he is not, There are musicians far more skilled than mozart was nowadays. I like classical, don't get me wrong, yet Mozart is certainly not the musical genious he is acclaimed to be.

A. pmfg Mozart is teh ch00nm3istro!!!111one!! 111eleven!!!!11exclmationpointone!!!111
B. What other composer do you know then?
A. pmgz!!!11 b4ch and teh beethovenz0rz!!!111one
B. ever heard of grieg or faure?
A. wh0???////slashslash???///

by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 06, 2005

pmfgzidieishness

Phrase invented by Amar van Leeuwaarde toe make fun of everyone who uses leet, by means of excessive exagguration.

<leet wanker> pmg, th4t n3w j4n w4yn3 r t3h ch00000000000000na9e!!!11oneone
<Amar van Leeuwaarde>Yeah, yeah: pmfgzidieishness...zorz ,,|,,

by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 16, 2005

WoWzer

How Korean World of Warcraft players call themselves and others most commonly.

"You are the WoWzer!" - Official Korean World of Warcraft site.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is better than furniture porn." - The whole of my class.

by Amar van Leeuwaarde June 12, 2006

gay rights

A sign that the brain is winning the battle with the mitre.

<Smart phyisicus with an average IQ of 130> It's really nice that gays have somewhat more rights than a 1000 years ago. You might think that's it's Immoral but the same thought was that of interracial marriages just 90 years ago. Also it's scientificly prooven that homosexuallity is a genetic proces and since gay's don't reproduce, gaymarriages will not lead to more gays. Also not granting gays the same right is both in contridiction with the Universal rights of man and the American constitution plus the declaration of independance.

<Concervative christian with the average IQ Below 100> Thy sinner! Burn in hell they will, God sayed onto me: "Man shallt not lie with man." Thus it is not I argumentate and think God can also be wrong.

by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 27, 2005

Mayhem

1. Probably the shittiest excuse for black metal ever. The likes of mayhem caused me to believe black metal was shitty for most of my life until I found out of some real black metal bands like Vinteriket, Arcturus and Darkspace.

Mayhem atracts idiot rampant teens who give black metal a bad name and let people think that black metal is about occultness and satanism or something.

The beautiful side of Mayhem is however that it murders itself out. Session member Varg Vikernes killed lead guitarist Euronimous and the lead vocallist Dead didn't feel like letting anyone take effort to it so he killed himself.

2. Good quality grannyporn.

3. The opposite of good black metal.

1. 'I listen Mayhem, therefore, I'm an uber poser and an idiot who actually things Mayhem is cool while in reality I'm laughed upon by people who are deeper into the black metal scene.'

2. I don't think I'm allowed to give an example of this.

3. Good(Mature) black metal albums:

Arcturus - Aspera Hiems Symfonia
Vinterriket - Der Letzte Winter
Darkspace - Dark Space I
The Kovenant - Nexus Polaris
Summoning - Minas Morgul

by Amar van Leeuwaarde June 11, 2006