Amanda Hugginkiss's definitions

T-Square

A rule having a short, sometimes sliding, perpendicular crosspiece at one end, used by drafters for establishing and drawing parallel lines.

1. I used the T-Square to mark a straight cut on that 2x4

2. Bobby jammed his T-Square up Joey's ass

by Amanda Hugginkiss May 28, 2004

CIG

1. Acronym for Cliff is Gay. Used repeatedly to attempt to convert a straight man named Cliff, into a homosexual.

2. A quick game of 'HORSE' using a nerf basketball in an office environment as opposed to a basketball on a court.

1. CIG
2. Who's up for a quick game of CIG?

by Amanda Hugginkiss May 18, 2004

SMOW

Acronym for Shit Mounted on Wood. Once an Internet phenomenon, it has outlived its 15 mintues of fame.

Did you see that website? They sell SMOW...how disgusting.

by Amanda Hugginkiss May 18, 2004

bollocks

term used in LOTF

"Bollocks to the signal fire!" says Piggy.

by amanda hugginkiss January 17, 2004

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

chicken heart

High shock value party favorite -whipping out and squeezing your balls AND cock with 1 hand until they turn purple. For emphasis, the free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and sing Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"

So then Carl jumped on the coffee table and showed his chicken heart to everyone at the tupperware party!

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 23, 2003

frosting the bowl

v. generally limited to non-commercial/industrial strength toilets: when, after dropping anchor you flush, your deposit smears all over the side of the bowl on the way down. The weak-ass water pressure is unable to 'lick' the bowl clean.

I took this iceberg dump and, like, totally frosted the bowl when I flushed.

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 16, 2003