Definitions by Amanda Hugginkiss

T-Square 

A rule having a short, sometimes sliding, perpendicular crosspiece at one end, used by drafters for establishing and drawing parallel lines.

1. I used the T-Square to mark a straight cut on that 2x4

2. Bobby jammed his T-Square up Joey's ass

T-Square by Amanda Hugginkiss May 28, 2004

CIG 

1. Acronym for Cliff is Gay. Used repeatedly to attempt to convert a straight man named Cliff, into a homosexual.

2. A quick game of 'HORSE' using a nerf basketball in an office environment as opposed to a basketball on a court.

1. CIG
2. Who's up for a quick game of CIG?

CIG by Amanda Hugginkiss May 18, 2004

SMOW 

Acronym for Shit Mounted on Wood. Once an Internet phenomenon, it has outlived its 15 mintues of fame.

Did you see that website? They sell SMOW...how disgusting.

SMOW by Amanda Hugginkiss May 18, 2004

bollocks

term used in LOTF

"Bollocks to the signal fire!" says Piggy.

bollocks by amanda hugginkiss January 17, 2004

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

waxing the dolphin by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

chicken heart 

High shock value party favorite -whipping out and squeezing your balls AND cock with 1 hand until they turn purple. For emphasis, the free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and sing Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"

So then Carl jumped on the coffee table and showed his chicken heart to everyone at the tupperware party!

chicken heart by Amanda Hugginkiss December 23, 2003

dropping anchor 

taking a dump, particularly a high-fiber one that causes an audible 'plop' upon casting. Sometimes you'll find yourself frosting the bowl upon flushing a particularly impressive iceberg dump.

Dude, I hope this point ends soon cause I gotta drop anchor.

dropping anchor by Amanda Hugginkiss December 16, 2003