3 definitions by AlphaRomeo*

Abdelmasieh: Hey Reda, thanks for sending me that whore Eva.

Reda: Mesh, she good, all egyptian people in Jersey City know that.

Abdelmasieh: She can keep a secret too, I love her!
by AlphaRomeo* December 2, 2013
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A sexy, badass dude from Israel who knows how to serve up a shot of tequila and give you an orgasm just by staring at you ;-) Not to be confused with arabic Yousufs who think they're hot shots when they're not. YOSEFs are from Israel!
Elise: Hey T check him out he's soo sexy, his name is YOSEF
Tina: I dunno he looks soo mean
Elise: I know it's driving me crazy thinking what he would do to me if given the chance.
by AlphaRomeo* December 7, 2013
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Derived from the "Elysian Fields" (Roman) and "Elysium" (Greek) in Greek Mythology referring to a Paradise where mortals related to the Gods, chosen by the Gods, the righteous and heroes would spend a blessed and happy life after death. Also a name given by a father to his daughter using the variant spelling Elicia. Written about by the poet Homer in the Odyssey; Virgil in Aeneid; and, William Shakespeare's Twelfth Night among others. Referred to in the movie Gladiator when Russell Crowe as Maximus declares "If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysia, and you're already dead!" " Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity." The movie ends with Maximus running his hands through the wheat in the Elysian Fields as he goes to meet his wife and child who were taken from him.
Alpha: Have you been to Elysia?
Omega: I've seen Elysia, I know what Paradise is but I was made to leave.
Alpha: Maybe you are not chosen by the Gods and you are not righteous. Maybe you carried with you too many secrets and in Elysia there are no secrets only truth, honesty, loyalty, honor, valor, respect, altruism and ah yes...LOVE.
by AlphaRomeo* December 8, 2013
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