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Dude! If You Fuckin Think That These Jelly Braceletz Are Really "Sex Braceltz" Then Your Pretty Immature! I'm 15 And I Go To Rogerz High School And Yez I Am A Punk/Goth Girl And I Do Wear Those Braceletz And NO They Do Not Stand For Anything Sex Related! They're Just A Fashion Statementz For Us Kidz!
One Day A Kid Came Up To Me And Snapped One Of My Black Braceletz Off And I Slapped Him Across The Face For Him Thinking I Waz Actually Going To Do Something With Him Because Of Those Damned Bracelets! Hey People! Listen To Us Kidz When We Say That They Are Not Sex Related! When Someone Lookz At Us And Givez Us A Dirty Look Because We Wear These Braceletz They Think Us Girlz Are Whorez And Slutz Because All You Immature Fuckz Make Us Look Like Them For Making Up These Stupid Fucking Meaningz For These God Damned Braceletz!!! GROW THE FUCK UP!!! Jeeze!!
by Allison September 06, 2004
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by Allison September 10, 2004
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A place that emcompasses Moraga, Layfayette, and Orinda CA. The kids from Lamorinda are spoiled brats who often drive SUVS to get to a school less than 5 minutes away. The local hangout is Jack in the Box. Lamorinda kids have been known to have keggers in the middle of a feild at Burton Valley Elementary.
by Allison April 12, 2005
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v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".
I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.
by Allison March 23, 2004
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It stands for male incapability syndrome. It's that men have a reduced mental capacity that warps their perception of reality and ability to reason. They have a terribly deluded sense of self-importance, which makes it very difficult for them to interact with more intelligent life-forms. Men are simply not as evolved as women.
by Allison October 10, 2004
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by Allison August 29, 2004
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