Allison's definitions

Arkansass

Capitol of Rednecks(which is not a very good thing).Its...country.....enough said.No malls.

Lauren-Im going to Arkansass this weekend:(
Allison-I feel sorry for you.

by Allison August 29, 2004

bitch drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. Derived from the female term barbie drinks. When consumed by a male (either hetero/homosexual), it takes it's masculine form of 'bitch drinks', as to seem more insulting. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

I was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but I saw he had been drinking bitch drinks all night! I think he might be a friend of Dorothy.

by Allison January 4, 2005

mis

It stands for male incapability syndrome. It's that men have a reduced mental capacity that warps their perception of reality and ability to reason. They have a terribly deluded sense of self-importance, which makes it very difficult for them to interact with more intelligent life-forms. Men are simply not as evolved as women.

On my way to the party I was preparing myself for the interaction with the mis that would be there.

by Allison October 10, 2004

brewhaw

a hick way for saying beer

lets go get some brewhaw

by Allison January 5, 2005

I do girls and black guys

Best described as a very angular hair cut, longer in the front, and stacked in the back. Most commonly found bleached to compliment the black, thinly drawn, overly arched eyebrows and the dark lined lips. Usually this term refers to white girls who just want to "let everyone know how they roll."

Think Kim Mathers' make up and Catherine Zeta Jones' character in "Chicago", Velma Kelly.

by Allison January 4, 2005

Adri

n. a person who is in a constant state of being high. when not high this person can often be found "drunkey", sleeping, or craving to do one of the latter. usually these people are quite tall. Synonymns: Goo Goo Muneca, E.E. Doll, Snoop Dogg, etc...

That Adri girl does nothing but sleep till 3pm, at which time she cracks open her first beer, and smokes till passing out.

by allison February 14, 2003

jelly bracelets

Dude! If You Fuckin Think That These Jelly Braceletz Are Really "Sex Braceltz" Then Your Pretty Immature! I'm 15 And I Go To Rogerz High School And Yez I Am A Punk/Goth Girl And I Do Wear Those Braceletz And NO They Do Not Stand For Anything Sex Related! They're Just A Fashion Statementz For Us Kidz!

One Day A Kid Came Up To Me And Snapped One Of My Black Braceletz Off And I Slapped Him Across The Face For Him Thinking I Waz Actually Going To Do Something With Him Because Of Those Damned Bracelets! Hey People! Listen To Us Kidz When We Say That They Are Not Sex Related! When Someone Lookz At Us And Givez Us A Dirty Look Because We Wear These Braceletz They Think Us Girlz Are Whorez And Slutz Because All You Immature Fuckz Make Us Look Like Them For Making Up These Stupid Fucking Meaningz For These God Damned Braceletz!!! GROW THE FUCK UP!!! Jeeze!!

by Allison September 6, 2004