Allison's definitions

fagalo

a person who likes a girl for their pussy

Kasey: do you really like her?
Carter: no, but she got a pusssy, duh!
Kasey: your such a fagalo

by Allison December 9, 2004

barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!

by Allison January 3, 2005

bitch drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. Derived from the female term barbie drinks. When consumed by a male (either hetero/homosexual), it takes it's masculine form of 'bitch drinks', as to seem more insulting. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

I was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but I saw he had been drinking bitch drinks all night! I think he might be a friend of Dorothy.

by Allison January 4, 2005

I do girls and black guys

Best described as a very angular hair cut, longer in the front, and stacked in the back. Most commonly found bleached to compliment the black, thinly drawn, overly arched eyebrows and the dark lined lips. Usually this term refers to white girls who just want to "let everyone know how they roll."

Think Kim Mathers' make up and Catherine Zeta Jones' character in "Chicago", Velma Kelly.

by Allison January 4, 2005

eternal virgin

A jinx brought on by watching all three "Lord of the Rings" movies IN A ROW.

Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.

by Allison January 4, 2005

PUCCI

PUCCI, as opposed to GUCCI. Refers to a busted drag queen's choice of clothes or inability to wear female clothes convincingly.

also see: party city wig

Oh girrrl look at that queen's half zipped dress!!

Girl, that ain't Gucci, that's Pucci!!

by Allison January 4, 2005

party city wig

Refers to a drag queen's low quality wig. Very similar to the shine and texture of "My Little Pony's" mane and tail hair. Most likely purchased at the costume store 'Party City'.

May also be used with the phrase Pucci.

Look at that mess of a queen over there with that party city wig!

That's a shame.

by Allison January 4, 2005