Allison's definitions

land grab

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

by allison March 23, 2004

vladomir

the head of the chess team who plays magic cards and wears shirts with collars and "raps" all the time

"ewww that guy is such a vladimir!"

by allison November 12, 2004

waffcool

Someone who is obbsessed with waffles.

Yo nigga why you such a waffcool?

by Allison August 29, 2004

spedbird

The small blue bird in the begining of the movie snow white
spedbird

Look its SPEDBIRD!!!

by Allison May 13, 2005

hotness

something that you think is cool. like saying 'cool' except this is a better word for it.

"This shirt is hotness!"

by Allison September 24, 2004

mardi gras

Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday" Originally created in Mobile, Alabama but now made into amazing shit by New Orleans, Louisiana. Although Mardi Gras Day is the big day of celebration it is the days, or should we say nights, that are really celebrated. Random hookups, exposures of oneself, and complete and total memory loss and lack of judgement occur on these wondeful nights.

Only during Mardi Gras will you see a 12 year old smoking weed and a 10 year old drinking beer. BUt only in New Orleans are people actually use to it.

by allison March 31, 2005

Teenagers

People who(no offence to ME or any other teen)need to wake up and get an education instead of having sex all day.

Allison-I am a teenager.
Kim-Fa sho!

by Allison August 30, 2004