Allison's definitions

vladomir

the head of the chess team who plays magic cards and wears shirts with collars and "raps" all the time

"ewww that guy is such a vladimir!"

by allison November 12, 2004

blonde

A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.

Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

by allison April 9, 2004

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

spunism

a breakdown in which you yell out many cusswords and insult someone's mother.

After I threw the toy at my brother, he had a spunism.

by Allison February 4, 2005

Spongebob

A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.

Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?

by Allison February 7, 2005

yo

a way to say hey but way cooler

"yo, man! whats up?"

by Allison September 24, 2004

land grab

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

by allison March 23, 2004