Allison's definitions

spunism

a breakdown in which you yell out many cusswords and insult someone's mother.

After I threw the toy at my brother, he had a spunism.

by Allison February 4, 2005

Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

by Allison January 3, 2004

land grab

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

by allison March 23, 2004

waffcool

Someone who is obbsessed with waffles.

Yo nigga why you such a waffcool?

by Allison August 29, 2004

vladomir

the head of the chess team who plays magic cards and wears shirts with collars and "raps" all the time

"ewww that guy is such a vladimir!"

by allison November 12, 2004

mardi gras

Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday" Originally created in Mobile, Alabama but now made into amazing shit by New Orleans, Louisiana. Although Mardi Gras Day is the big day of celebration it is the days, or should we say nights, that are really celebrated. Random hookups, exposures of oneself, and complete and total memory loss and lack of judgement occur on these wondeful nights.

Only during Mardi Gras will you see a 12 year old smoking weed and a 10 year old drinking beer. BUt only in New Orleans are people actually use to it.

by allison March 31, 2005

fletch

a person who is profoundly hot, smooth, athletic, smart, blonde ---basically got it going on!

"whoaa, dude... that girl is FLETCH!"

by allison October 21, 2004