Allison's definitions

EFF

e-friends forever

Lisa and I are EFF.

by allison May 30, 2004

bisque

gross, revolting, ew

someone having a wet dream of a girl 7 years younger than you is bisque

by Allison April 23, 2004

Floridian

A complete idiot , or an arrogant person .

All Floridians are sick bastards !!! Those people are best avoided !!!

by Allison April 11, 2004

blonde

A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.

Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

by allison April 9, 2004

avril lavinge

The worst, most annoying "singer" on the planet Earth. Thinks she is "punk", but obviously isn't.

See poser

Once said "I'm like Sid Vicious for a new generation!!"

(and somewhere on earth poor Sid spins like a pinwheel in his grave)

Omg! 'm lyke sooo punk rawk!! I listen to Avril Lavinge!! OMG!!!

by Allison April 8, 2004

land grab

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

by allison March 23, 2004

east west tits

The type of tits that fall to the extreme left and right (you know what I'm talking about)

Man, she has got an extreme case of the east west tits.

by Allison March 23, 2004