Definitions by Allen Schmidt

Clockin

Hustling.

Examples: Selling drugs or other illegal materials, pimping whores, and any other way of making money illegally.

Gangster #1: Damn Quincy, where are you going at 5 in the morning?

Gangster #2: You know I sell anything for profit, so I'll be on the corner clockin.

Clockin by Allen Schmidt August 5, 2005

School Nerd 

Anybody who studies the night before, or the day of a test.

The school nerd pooped in his pants when he found out he made a 98.

School Nerd by Allen Schmidt April 5, 2005

Dirty Muffin 

During intercourse, when a woman defecates on a man's scrotum after anal sex; Therefore turning his testicles into a feces flavored snack.

The old man's dirty muffin was devoured by the crack whore.

Dirty Muffin by Allen Schmidt August 2, 2004

bird dogging 

Arousal of the nipples whilst being stimulated by the fingers and/or tongue. Nipples seeming to perk up in the 'bird dog' fashion.

While taking it from behind, my parter rubbed his boobs on my back causing his nipples to bird dog.

bird dogging by Allen Schmidt June 4, 2003

smoked turkey 

A female's vagina after it has been defecated in numerous times. If left overnight to ferment, the scent often resembles that of a smoked turkey.

"Man, last night i smoked that girls turkey like it's going out of style! Ya bitch!"

smoked turkey by Allen Schmidt June 4, 2003

sawdust effect 

As a saw moves back and forth through a tree, so does the penis move through the anus spraying debris. See anal shavings.

Last night when my boyfriend performed anal sex on me, my asshole underwent extreme friction causing the dreaded sawdust effect leaving flung skin and fecal matter everywhere. Damn, what a mess.

sawdust effect by Allen Schmidt June 4, 2003

dingleberry 

A mass of toilet paper and feces that clings to the anus and surrounding anal hairs.

While scratching my rectum, I was pleasantly suprised to find a plethora of dingleberries suspended in my pubic hair.

dingleberry by Allen Schmidt May 8, 2003