Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Dom’s Bottom Drawer

A mans asshole

Bryce tried to put his totem pole in Dom’s Bottom Drawer

by All Bets Hedged April 04, 2020

Neptune’s Nectar

The physical properties of the water at Great Wolf Lodge.

I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.

by All Bets Hedged February 24, 2020

2 Rocking

Defecating inside someone to assert dominance.

After he broke His opponents nose he resorted to 2 rocking him

by All Bets Hedged June 29, 2021

Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021

Dog Scream

The noise emitted from a person when cold water is thrown on the back of a male whose penis has swollen to the point that he is "stuck" inside the sexual partner's anus.

I thought it was called a yelp but my urologist told me it was called a dog scream.

by All Bets Hedged February 08, 2021