Urban Dictionary: Definitions by All Bets Hedged

Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.

James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.

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When a girl thinks she sneaks a fart, but in reality her mate is disgusted by the smell.

Alex angrily pushed away his dinner when he detected Kim’s Girl Fart from across the table.

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The physical properties of the water at Great Wolf Lodge.

I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.

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When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.

Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.

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When you passionately tear your asshole on purpose.

You live on Tornasol, I live with a tornasol.

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When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.

Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.

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When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

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