Alison's definitions

swan

One absolute dickhead. The biggest cocknocker in all the land.

Swan: UUhhhh, im a dickhead
Guy: You are such a swan.
NOTE: Swan might actually say something decent, but it just comes out as "I'm a dickhead" to everyone else.

by alison July 20, 2003

Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

Mad Sleaze

The action or physical appearence of one with "slutty" attributes.

Man, Alison is so mad sleaze right now. She'd do every guy in here.

by Alison October 24, 2004

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To play ping pong.

scott : let's play ping pong
scott : |.
me : .|
scott : |.
me: .
|
me : damn, I missed it.

by alison January 20, 2004

Melvin Crotchnick

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

by Alison March 6, 2005

fauve

Good friend, fun, intelligent and witty. A very good horserider as well! ;)

wow, i wish i was fauve.

by alison May 3, 2004

Chiffer

A horrible teacher who can't control his own class.

It started in his freshman geometry class.

He's such a horrible teacher. Almost as bad as Chiffer.

by Alison July 22, 2004