Alienthropologist's definitions

gurt

1) n. a term of onamatapoea. The sound that yogurt (or any similarly viscous substance) makes when violently or forcefully handled or eaten

You should have heard that old mac and cheese gurt when I threw it out.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

sacrosaint

one who has taken the art of blasphemy, unorthodoxy, and taboo to a new level. An ascended master of naughtiness, a genius at vulgarity as an exercise.

see also blasphile

Like their religious counterparts, sacrosaints remain above such pittances as considering whether their free thought offends any bipedal offshoots of the chimpanzee.

My sacrosaints are Carlin, RAW, Leary, Izzard, Williams, Chapelle, Hicks, Cho, Borroughs - anyone who still tells the disgusting and ugly truth...and their works are my bible.

by Alienthropologist August 5, 2005

zhyeah

Interjection

1) An expression of exuberance, glee, happiness, etc.
2) Said when supporting the previous speaker's statment

Early tax return! Aw zhyeah!

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

What's her cunt/his nuts?

Phrase used directly in place of "What's her/his name?"

What's his nuts? Didn't he go out with what's her cunt?

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

blasphile

A combination of blasphemy and philosopher describing one who has no fear of and indeed loves especially irreverent ideas and to whom nothing is sacred.

See also sacrosaint

Bill Hicks is THE comedian for any blasphile. Just hearing his critique on the "miracle" of childbirth, his portrayal of God as a trickster who faked dinosaur fossils as a test of faith, and anything he has to say about drugs would make Mr. and Mrs. Straight-Jones spontaneously combust on their own self-righteous fumes.

Being a blasphile means playing atop the heap of society's taboos...and having a damn good time.

by Alienthropologist August 5, 2005

jackfroster

1)n. One who enjoys sexual congress with baked goods, confections, pastries, etc.

Come 'ere cupcake, this jackfroster's got some banana-nut creme filling for ya!

Eww! Like that jackfroster from American Pie.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

smallitics

1) n. the art and science of manipulating small groups of people

Also smallitician, smallitical

We always order pizza at Eric's; the guy's got our smallitics down.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004