lygiene

1) Any act of cleaning or hygiene not usually performed except when someone else is around.

Also lygienist

I swear he was leaving until I came out of the stall. Steve totally has good lygiene.

Bachelors are born lygienists.

lygiene by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

logiene 

Also lowgiene
1: The opposite of hygiene.
2: The practice of poor hygiene and accompanying symptoms, ie. messy hair, bad breath, B.O., funk, stank ass, etc.

Man, I need to get a shower before we go out. I haven't taken one since yesterday, so I'm rockin' some serious logiene.

logiene by redturtle February 25, 2008

logiene 

If someone has poor hygiene, they have logiene.
They are unkempt and dislike showers, and the use of soap, in general.
They don't mind smelling like garbage.

Stinky Bob is known for his constant logiene.

logiene by queenofmyleon July 26, 2018