lygiene

1) Any act of cleaning or hygiene not usually performed except when someone else is around.

Also lygienist

I swear he was leaving until I came out of the stall. Steve totally has good lygiene.

Bachelors are born lygienists.

lygiene by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

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logiene

Also lowgiene
1: The opposite of hygiene.
2: The practice of poor hygiene and accompanying symptoms, ie. messy hair, bad breath, B.O., funk, stank ass, etc.

Man, I need to get a shower before we go out. I haven't taken one since yesterday, so I'm rockin' some serious logiene.

logiene by redturtle February 25, 2008

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lygiene • logiene

logiene

If someone has poor hygiene, they have logiene.
They are unkempt and dislike showers, and the use of soap, in general.
They don't mind smelling like garbage.

Stinky Bob is known for his constant logiene.

logiene by queenofmyleon July 26, 2018

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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