A crudely formed paper cone used to hold tobacco spittle while masturbating during a nicotine enhanced euphoria.
by Alice February 11, 2005
A state of mind that Roman Catholics believe you go to if you have sinned on earth but you believe in Jesus. You stay in purgatory untill you have paid off all your sins, however some people stay there forever.
If I used to ask myself over a coffin: "What good did it do the occupant to be born?" I now put the same question about anyone alive
E.M. CIORAN
E.M. CIORAN
by alice January 19, 2005
by alice August 26, 2004
by alice March 07, 2005
A mysterious and paranormal phonomenon, whereby hi-tech machines encounter numerous functional problems in the home, but appear to be without fault when examined by an expert.
by Alice October 19, 2003