Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Alice

purgatory

A state of mind that Roman Catholics believe you go to if you have sinned on earth but you believe in Jesus. You stay in purgatory untill you have paid off all your sins, however some people stay there forever.

If I used to ask myself over a coffin: "What good did it do the occupant to be born?" I now put the same question about anyone alive

E.M. CIORAN

purgatory by alice January 19, 2005

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kurt cobain

Kurt Cobain was the lead singer and guitarist of the band Nirvana. Kurt Cobain was very good at writing songs. He died in 1994, only 27 years old. Some people say he committed suicide, others believe he was murdered by his wife, Courtney Love. Lots of people (mostly teenage boys) have their hair cut like him because to like Kurt Cobain is considered cool. I think this is quite sad, because apparantly Kurt was not a very cool person, and someone who I know, practically worships Kurt, and he is very cool. Everyone likes him, and he despises uncool people, such as me. I think you know who you are, Mr Richardson.

Will Richardson: Guess what
Alice Fellows: What
Will Richardson: I've got my hair cut like Kurt Cobain!
Alice: wow
Will Richardson: Yeah I know! I rule!

kurt cobain by Alice January 9, 2005

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witjoit

originating from The Darkside. A joint that can only be rolled by a champion Joint roller. Used in the beating of cake eaters, cunts and muppets.

I used the Witjoit on the fucker.

witjoit by Alice January 3, 2005

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Mamacita, Donde esta

Mamacita, Donde esta Santa Clause? (My Mother, Where's Santa Claus?, 1978, single.

* Donde esta: where is

words from Italian

christmas song:Donde Esta Santa Claus

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Donde esta Santa Claus?
And the toys that he will leave.
Mamacita, oh, where is Santa Claus?
I look for him because it's a Christmas Eve.

I know that I should be sleeping,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see him in his sleigh.

I hope he won't forget to clack his castinet,
And to his reindeer, say,
"Oh Pancho, Oh! Vixen, Oh! Pedro, Oh! Blitzen,"
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Oh! Where is Santa Claus?
It's Christmas Eve.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
I look for him because it's Christmas Eve.

I know that I should be sleeping,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see him in sleigh.

I hope he won't forget to crack his castinet,
And to his reindeer, say,
"Oh Pancho, Oh! Vixen, Oh! Pedro, Oh! Blitzen,"
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Oh! Where is Santa Claus?
It's Christmas Eve.

It's Christmas Eve.
It's Christmas Eve.
It's Christmas Eve.
Alright, Mamacita. I'll go to sleep now.
It's Christmas Eve......
__________________

Mamacita, Donde esta by alice November 30, 2004