Alice's definitions

stone butch

A masculine female-bodied person who strongly disassociates from zir body, to the point that ze does not allow zir female parts to be touched or sometimes even acknowledged. Definition can be extended to include emotional untouchability or extreme masculinity.

The stone butch did not even allow her long-time lover to see her naked.

by alice November 7, 2003

purgatory

A state of mind that Roman Catholics believe you go to if you have sinned on earth but you believe in Jesus. You stay in purgatory untill you have paid off all your sins, however some people stay there forever.

If I used to ask myself over a coffin: "What good did it do the occupant to be born?" I now put the same question about anyone alive

E.M. CIORAN

by alice January 19, 2005

zom-zom

A crudely formed paper cone used to hold tobacco spittle while masturbating during a nicotine enhanced euphoria.

i.e.: Fuck! my zom zom leaked into my urethra!

by Alice February 11, 2005

ranking

"really good", "cool", etc

"gimme da rankin' nu Blazin Squad CD mah niggah!"

by Alice October 23, 2004

Aboot

Alternative pronunciation of "about" in the north of Scotland.

There's a moose loose aboot this hoose!

by Alice October 19, 2003

Diego Luna

The masculine form of personified perfection.

*sigh* Diego *drool* Luna *sigh*

by Alice June 11, 2004

bournewick

Sex betwixt James Bourne and Charlie 'Chazwick' Simpson of Busted. Considered wrong by many fans of Jaybourne and Jaywick

Bournewick is love.

Bournewick is SO not love, Jaywick is love and that is that.

by Alice November 11, 2004