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clubbing

A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.
Wanna go clubbing tonight?
by Alianne August 30, 2003
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R&B

"Rhythm and blues" - upbeat, funky music that started in the 60s with the Motown era. Has really gone downhill since then.
Ashanti, Destiny's Child... where has the LIFE gone?
by Alianne September 13, 2003
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feminine

An approving word used to describe a sweet, inoffensive woman who wears fluffy pink sweaters and floral perfume. Usually a passive bimbo with the intellect of a sheep. Sleeps with a cuddly stuffed bunny. The ideal that most men want and most women aspire to: not to be confused with feminist.
"Surgically removed your brain? How very feminine of you."
by Alianne September 7, 2003
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Beyonce

A "Beyonce" is a sanctimonious (usually female) singer who obsesses about her Christian pride and "integrity", thanks God for giving her "the precious gift of talent", and irritates the hell out of all sane people.
I would join the church gospel choir but it's full of fucking Beyonces.
by Alianne September 20, 2003
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garage sale

the sale of crap CDs from the early 2000s that remind you how shitty your taste in music was then
"I tried to sell my So Solid Crew, More Fire Crew and Big Brovas albums at a garage sale for 50p, but no-one would buy them so I had to throw them in free with a box of out of date Maltesers."
by Alianne September 13, 2003
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twincest

A suitable subject for Harry Potter slash fiction about a certain pair of Weasley brothers.
Fred/George = TWINCEST!!!
by Alianne September 14, 2003
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Holy Trinity

by Alianne August 30, 2003
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