Ali's definitions

Roach

as in cock roach. another word for cock, yay another way to say dick!

Kenny Suprised Betty When He Pulled Out His Roach At Her Daugher's PreSchool Graduation Ceremony.

by ali September 25, 2004

Motorola V400

The best cell phone ever! You can take pictures with it, it is color, has two GREAT games, you can make backgrounds, screensavers, or ring tones, you can add a photo for everyone in your phone book, etc. Only $200!

"Oh man, I'm so jealous, George just got that Motorola V400! I'm stuck with this stupid, cheap Nokia phone!"

by Ali March 20, 2004

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali December 8, 2004

marijuanica

Use of marijuana during the holiday season.

on the fourth day hunakah we got some marijuanica!

by ali December 31, 2004

shishir

known as a person with a great personality. Who also works at the times and is not at all spiteful.

shishir is the nicest person and he is great at making ads

by ali December 9, 2004

bisexual

someone who is sexually attracted to males and females.

I'm bisexual :)

by Ali June 22, 2004

(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"

1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"

by Ali August 29, 2004