squeezebox

Slang for accordian and vagina.

Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest, because they're playing all night. And the music's just right. Momma has a squeezebox and daddy doesn't sleep at night!

by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006

Sims

Stupid, pointless computer game. Enjoyed only by useless underachievers with "god" complexes. Watching an ant farm with a magnifying glass is more entertaining.

Stupid Sims Gamer: I'm so excited now that I got the latest expansion pack for the Sims!!

Me: You are one a pathetic loser.

by Alfie The Horndog August 23, 2005

homophobe

Someone who wears an asgard to protect their virgin cheeks.

Although Thor insisted he wasn't a homophobe, he never failed to wear his asgard during battle.

by Alfie The Horndog March 21, 2007

Veronica

Full name: Veronica Lodge. In the popular Archie comics, Betty's arch nemesis for Archie's affections.

Also refers to a any prude who's idea of passion is a friendly hug.

Archie always liked Betty better because Veronica was always such a Veronica.

by Alfie The Horndog November 30, 2005

Benny Boy

Noun. Slang expression used in the 50s for a male homosexual. See faggot and homo.

Me dad told me that he enjoyed beating up "Benny Boys" with a metal baton when he was a drill sargeant in the army just before the Korean war.

by Alfie The Horndog July 18, 2005

wii

A mythical video game console where if you can buy it for $250, you can sell it for $400.

The Walmart was only 5 minutes away. When I called, they told me they had one Wii in stock, but couldn't hold it for me. I rushed over, but by the time I got there they had already sold it.

by Alfie the Horndog February 09, 2008

combat coolant

Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons.

Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.

by Alfie The Horndog November 12, 2007