Definitions by Alfie The Horndog

Hong Kong dollar 

The Hong Kong dollar coin is exactly the same size and weight as the American dollar coin, but the exchange rate makes it worth about 16 cents.

People can use the Hong Kong dollar coin in vending machines that accept American dollar coins! But you can get a $1.25 20 oz soda for about 32 cents and get 75 cents back!

I'm thinking of many money making schemes right now!!

I wonder if it's a federal offense to use the Hong Kong Dollar in a vending machine?

Hong Kong dollar by Alfie The Horndog October 13, 2005

21 Grams 

About 1/20th of a pound. This is the amount of weight you lose the instant you die. Some say it's the weight of your spirit or soul.

She was so sweet before she passed away. Heaven gained another 21 Grams of sugar.

21 Grams by Alfie The Horndog September 22, 2005

hulk 

Any tall, stocky, broad-shouldered man.

The Godfather felt safe until the two hulks that were with him got gunned down.

hulk by Alfie The Horndog September 22, 2005

stocky 

Confusing adjective because there are multiple definitions in different dictionaries...

1) Big man with broad shoulders.
2) Short round man.

Girl #1: I went out with this tall guy last night, he said he was stocky in his emails, but he was short and round.
Girl #2: Oh... then he was stocky.

stocky by Alfie The Horndog September 22, 2005

Jesus Christ 

The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit".

According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.

Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".

But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"

Jesus Christ, the Simpsons are killing us in the ratings! God Dammit we're being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!

Jesus Christ by Alfie The Horndog September 17, 2005

Titty Twister 

The name of a vampire truck stop in all of the Dusk To Dawn movies.

Girlfriend: "What's the name of the actor who plays that ugly Indian bartender of the Titty Twister".

Me: (Entralled by the topless dancers) Huh?

Titty Twister by Alfie The Horndog September 17, 2005

helluva 

A hip form of honey of a. Mr. T didn't invent it. It was uttered by Ben Grimm in the Fantastic Four comics long before Mr. T came along.

Hellboy was one helluva movie.

helluva by Alfie The Horndog September 10, 2005