Alexius's definitions

spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you

Spread em!

by Alexius November 6, 2003

boor

a rude or insensative person

Nic is such a fuckin boor!

by Alexius November 6, 2003

smooch

the act of kissing

Gove me a smooch

by Alexius November 7, 2003

spread em

what my girlfriend does on a regular basis, if not with me, with the neighbor (fuckin slut)

She spread em to reveal a soft succulent pussy.

by Alexius November 8, 2003

seduction

when my girlfriend tricks me into having sex with her, and then blames it on me that we have to much sex!

Seduction is something that women do very well.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy

Those were some damn good sunflower seeds

by Alexius November 6, 2003

seven up

Best pop in the known world; Pepsi product that is lemon/lime flavored with no caffeine

by Alexius November 6, 2003