Alexius's definitions

Saddle

item used (usually leather) for riding an animal (my girlfriend)

Time to put the saddle on.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

smooch

the act of kissing

Gove me a smooch

by Alexius November 7, 2003

sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy

Those were some damn good sunflower seeds

by Alexius November 6, 2003

spread em

what my girlfriend does on a regular basis, if not with me, with the neighbor (fuckin slut)

She spread em to reveal a soft succulent pussy.

by Alexius November 8, 2003

deodorant

something the french have yet to discover

He really needs some deodorant, he fuckin reeks!

by Alexius November 6, 2003

sidestroke

The was I like to jack it.

I do the e stroke when I'm in bed and get horny.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

seven up

Best pop in the known world; Pepsi product that is lemon/lime flavored with no caffeine

by Alexius November 6, 2003