slippery

the only fun way to have sex

oil up your water bed (using baby oil) and you'll have the best sex you've ever had

by Alexius November 06, 2003

sidestroke

The was I like to jack it.

I do the e stroke when I'm in bed and get horny.

by Alexius November 06, 2003

sunflower seeds

an eatable seed that tastes yummy

Those were some damn good sunflower seeds

by Alexius November 06, 2003

seduction

when my girlfriend tricks me into having sex with her, and then blames it on me that we have to much sex!

Seduction is something that women do very well.

by Alexius November 06, 2003

lift off

vertical takeoff; smoke a ton of weed

Prepare for lift off!

by Alexius November 06, 2003

blow dryer

a hand-held hair dryer; my girlfriend

I'ma blow you dry.

by Alexius November 06, 2003

deodorant

something the french have yet to discover

He really needs some deodorant, he fuckin reeks!

by Alexius November 06, 2003